- May 4, 2021
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| To: <Office of the Rotating Coordinator of the Socialist Republic of Thailand> From: <Her Celestial Majesty Ai, Empress of the Great Ming, Daughter of Heaven, Lady of Ten Thousand Years> Alexander Subject: Official Diplomatic Correspondence Security Type: NSST Architecture 1.5 | Secret and Encrypted |
Your Celestial Majesty,
The liberated People of Thailand have a radical and unfathomable idea for the Asian continent and the globe. We have a dangerous idea of a truly equal, just, and free society that many parasites sitting on the Western thrones find threatening. Your people have experienced the wrath of state capitalism under a bureaucratic class. I have the utmost empathy for the working Chinese people who were exploited under the Marxist-Leninist and Republican regimes. Rightfully, they have now chosen another unique, legitimate path.
Your Celestial Majesty, it is an era of renewed ideological struggle. Like Thailand, China must choose a side that prioritizes the well-being of its people. Unlike those Western governments, which prioritized enriching the billionaire and the political elite, yours seems to rule for the ordinary. Our countries share a deep history of complex relationships as our past dynasties seek to assert their autonomy and sovereignty across East Asia. Perhaps, for practicality, it is time we changed that dynamic.
I propose a bilateral summit between our high-ranking diplomats to meet in Beijing to discuss the future of our prospective relationship. We will dispatch our Foreign Minister, whom you will categorize as a radical feminist, to China. It is our utmost expectation that your country would reciprocate this outreach and head toward a constructive dialogue.
Your Celestial Majesty, it is an era of renewed ideological struggle. Like Thailand, China must choose a side that prioritizes the well-being of its people. Unlike those Western governments, which prioritized enriching the billionaire and the political elite, yours seems to rule for the ordinary. Our countries share a deep history of complex relationships as our past dynasties seek to assert their autonomy and sovereignty across East Asia. Perhaps, for practicality, it is time we changed that dynamic.
I propose a bilateral summit between our high-ranking diplomats to meet in Beijing to discuss the future of our prospective relationship. We will dispatch our Foreign Minister, whom you will categorize as a radical feminist, to China. It is our utmost expectation that your country would reciprocate this outreach and head toward a constructive dialogue.
Yours sincerely,
Thanathorn Juangroongruangkit
Rotating Coordinator
Confederal Government
Socialist Republic of Thailand
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